Worst Opening Lines Women Have Gotten On Dating Apps

There’s a lot of pressure to make a good impression on dating apps, but some of the opening lines people use are downright cringeworthy. Some are corny or creepy and some are just crappy enough to make you think, “wow, I really matched with this person?” There’s an art to coming up with an impressive opener, but there’s a difference between being offbeat or unconventional and making someone uncomfortable. Some people just don’t get this, which you can clearly understand after hearing these awful opening lines women have actually gotten on dating apps.

  • “Girl you’re looking thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. What’s up!”- She wasn’t impressed and told him to “never say that to anyone else ever.”
  • “Are you from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.”- Weak and embarrassing.
  • “I like onions, but the real question is will you make me cry?”- Why is he worried if his Tinder match is going to make him cry? We have so many questions.
  • “You look like my uncle”- Strange right? She replied, “your uncle must have amazing boobs” and he kept going, responding, “no, but you do.”
  • “I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado”- Seriously? That’s what this guy decided to go with? It’s a strange one for sure.
  • “Let’s run away together”with emojis of a car being chased by four cop cars - This fella decided to go with the modern-day Bonnie and Clyde visuals, but it didn’t help land him a date.

Source:Elite Daily


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